I love this town!

Submitted for your approval (or derision):

Two actual classified ads from a public relations newsletter, based here in L.A.
Emails and identity removed to protect the ridiculous.

I will walk nude for at least 1 mile to a Rose Bowl ticket. I will even walk into your office or business totally nude (I am not Tom Cruise-like), Thank you!

Hi, I have a studio for pilates, yoga and healing work.. I would love to trade for lip enhancement...restalyn or radiance and facials.

Check, please!