The best things in life are......
From the classic Seinfeld episode, "The Strike":
JERRY: You're still trying to get that free sub?
ELAINE: Hey! I have spent a lot of time, and I have eaten a lot of crap to get to where I am today.
From my former local TV commercial:
And today, just on an innocent walk to pick up some eggs, my eyes happened upon this:
In a matter of seconds, I was standing with a cone of New York Super Fudge Chunk in my hands. There must have been a hypno-ray in that place. It was delish!
No soup (or dinner) for me!